Happy Easter Everybody.
Just a quick rant…why does Easter food suck? Ok… to be honest it really is not that bad. It is just that when you compare Easter foods to the legendary stuff we get at the other holidays, then Easter seems to be kind of a let-down.
Do “Peeps” really stand a chance against a Thanksgiving turkey or a Christmas feast? The feeling of emptiness my soul and stomach gets this time of year due to the unfulfilled high expectations is just like the feeling I get on New Years(and throughout January).
"Peeps" have nothing when compared to a freshly cooked platter of roast Thanksgiving turkey. (And yes, this is only turkey breast, not a full bird. The Fed Up household always fights over the white meat, so last year it was just easier to forget the whole bird and only buy cutlets. Either way, it still is way better than those highly over processed marshmallow chickens served on Easter)
And why are rabbits handing out eggs anyway?
Crappy food, weird traditions…this holiday really is kind of a disappointment.
Next year we can start a new tradition that makes a little more sense and could be tastier: Lets all roast a rabbit, eat scrambled eggs, and make smores out of all those chocolates and “Peeps” that are being passed around.
…and I think we should have work off the following Monday too.
Just my 2 cents.
